Phew...

I'm all glee-ed out! Even JR didn't mind the cd being switched off. Am thinking about making a exact copy of the track list but with the orignal artists and see how long it takes AS and EC to realise!

Mmwwaaahhhaaahhhaaa!


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Dog Pound

On the 21st of Feb. We gave someones dog to the police. Thinking the withered looking thing was a stray. That made a lady very cross when she came back upstairs and started shouting at people that we 'gave her dog away', her 'dog will be traumatized', 'why didnt you ask who's dog it was?!?'

Why wasnt it on a fucking lead!?!

I think she got a fine *LOL*

Serves her right, It gave the guys at Costa a good laugh though!

"Yeah but they're plastic..."

If only we had this display in our window, that would have kept the tramps happy.

Recent conversation between two tramps who were looking at our modest display in the window (two bra sets and a dress nothing shameful!), overheared whilst I was underneath them (and the street!) in our basement toilet...


Tramp 1: Auuurrrrggghhhooo!
Tramp 2: Yeah but there plastic...
Tramp 1: Auuurrrrggghhhooo!


Dirty pervs...

32 box

32's after KA got her hands on them. Damn her!

30's box

OMG! the 30's.
I think they were so fed up being tangled up it their box that they decided to all elope together and try to join the 32's.
JR is a hero for putting THAT lot away!

32's befor KA

All the 32's... Someone else I know would have been very 'lonely' putting ALL of those away!

38 box

A rather neat 38 box...

28 box

28's which had even more 30's in there...

36 box

A vomit of 36's which made JR go dizzy.

34 box

34's trying to make their escape round the back of the hung ones. This was taken after I had spent nearly 45 mins putting them away!

WHAT A DAY!

Things we chewed the cud over today...

3 days worth of stock can be put away by 2 people in 3 hours if 80's music is played at a high volume and awful singing is allowed.
3x(3/2)+(80+alley cats)= empty boxes!

Our stockroom looked like panache and freya threw up all over the floor.

Sunday in the stockroom was officially described as 'tragic'.

A pn53 is easily confused with a pnb5.

Cake makes you feel good and makes a mess.

EP likes to cut cakes with spoons.

We are going on American Idol with JR's ukulele.

KA is really good at making up rude lyrics to innocent songs.

I was looking for something for an 'uncommonly long time'.

You would benefit from not rubbing your self up against things when wearing a textured wool coat.

I promoted JR to fashion graduate.

Annnndddd relax...