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Tuesday, 8 March 2011

Origin of the bumwolf

First created.

The bumwolf first came into existence after a human male was raised by wolves. After some time he fell in love with them and became their rent boy. Thus he was turned into a bumwolf.

What the bumwolf looks like.








There have been several ideas to what a bumwolf looks like. There are only two constants. The bum for a face and the face for a bum.

How you become a bumwolf.

If you get bummed by someone who says 'bumwolf' at the same time. You are then turned into one. Technically if you are female and bumwolfed you are a Peggy bumwolf, but in all cases this is shortened to bumwolf. There are preventive measures you can take (see below)

Stopping a bumwolf.

You can stop a bumwolf turning you into one by using bumwolf contraceptive. Otherwise known as Oust. You can kill a bumwolf in two ways. Either by hanging a magic tree off their tail or by force feeding them Imodiem.

Bumwolf feeding habits.

Bumwolves predominantly eat toilet paper. An easy way to see if a bumwolf has eaten recently is to see if there is only one sheet has been left on the toilet roll. If there is you can be sure a bumwolf has been feeding there.

Other meanings.

Bumwolf is also used as a slang term for something being 'shagged up the arse' or 'very very bad' an example of this is: "this is not working! It's totally bumwolfed!"

Bumwolves in main stream culture.

There have been many songs written that make references to the bumwolf. Some examples are:

Shakira- bum-wolf
Duran Duran- hungry like the bumwolf
Black Lace- bumwolf bam

There is currently a musical in production about bumwolves

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