The wheels on the bus...

I think I should start getting a later train to see more of the freaks on the bus!

There's a bloke picking up tickets from the floor around him.

A woman, who is on the wrong side of large, sitting on a seat next to someone and having to have one arse cheek hanging off.

A woman who sounds like she comes from Essex and can only be discribed as an OAP (old age prostitute!)


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They bring out the worst in us...

Overflowing 36 box...


This prompted the following conversation...

Moi: can I put these in your box?
VG: nice....
Moi: MR has almost emptied her box
MR: yes I have... my box is empty as it has been for months. But at least it's nice and tidy...






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We heart the old till system!

While having a very productive day we started looking up some rude words to see if anyone was listed with them as a name... Some were clearly made up and some... Well let's just say it's what deed poll was invented for!

Helen Pooie
Marrion Knoblock
Iama Knobb
Mr Piss Lips
Bisi Shitta
Anu Shitta
Rose Arsecodd
Ms Peniston
Ms Wanklyn
Ms Wankovski
Ms Cunte
Mrs Craig Tit-Tit Ponting
V. Vagic
Ms Bachelet Bastard
Hans Boob
E Buma
Rich Boobie
A Fuchs
Caddie Fucci

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Saturday nighter!

EA: flashing my gash.... Earlier KA was flashing my gash... Well not my gash her gash obv!


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