Drunk packing

LH informing us when having a drink, that when packing the last time she was legless she packed all her bras and two tops... Not a good omen!


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You what?!

JJ with one arm helping a lady with no arms

JT helping a customer with some pni1's and clothing...
Cust: I think these are maternity bras?
JT: these are plunges

JT then discusses the clothing sizes and cust discovers that the dress she's wearing is too big in the boobs. JT goes back with some bras and cust has a top on and looks at JT, pulls the top out directly from her nipples, pulls a toothless window kicker grin and says proudly 'I think I've done it again!'

Cust convinced she's got a strapless bra in a 34G. JT tries one on, can't do it up, gets a 36, has to pull cust into it. Tries a 38! Still tight, cust can't work out why it's not a 34.... Look at yourself woman!

Twitchy claw hand woman....



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Saturday stockroom

Highlights from the sex education show being discussed
- a slider table (think rowing machine) with handles for men with no legs to have sex
- an old mans oral sex chair
- a 32 stone man resting his flab on a birds back so he could shag her
- a fat man being unable to find his penis

Quote of the day
"a flaccid penis is a placid penis"

EA doing the great escape from the 32's to the 34's under the 40's 38's and 36's! Carpet burns!


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