And my grade is... F!

While stock checking...
EA: let's check this code...
EM: oh dear, me! (a cannot find listed under my name)
EA: right, nem-isis... Rather an unfortunate name isn't it?


Changing the hangers around...
EM: lets move them to the bottom...
(start moving them and find a pole is in the way)
EM: hang on...
(I grab the pole and move it to the side, the whole rail promptly falls off littering the ground with hangers, I lean on the rail above laughing my head off, EA, starts banging more hangers into my elbow)
EA: obstruction!
(I lift the pole up that was in my way and manage to knock off lots more hangers that then hit my head, I collapse back onto the rail laughing my head off)
EA: your a bit fail arnt you!




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Just a thought...

Related?








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Sexy...

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Friday the 13th

VG: there's a lady here for an appointment that isn't written down.
EA: is she lying?
VG: well... She's big and has a moustache.
EA: awesome, if I get raped I'm suing you!
EM: take one for the team.

Later...

EA: v said she had a tash, she didn't say she was a man!
EM: really?
EA: not sure, she was wearing a dress and now she's wearing pants but I don't want to look and now I've got to fit her hairy tats...


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I'm just going to write it down

Basically Lemons got super worms


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Last one

Moi: you've got a lady who doesn't seem to understand what I'm asking her
KB: oh great
Moi: on the plus side it's your last one of the day
KB: ok...
(we both head to the door)
Moi: and she's got two children in tow
KB: OH MY GOD! you had to leave that bit until last!
Moi: well... (start laughing large amounts with KB then compose ourselves and open the door) this is KB and she will be your fitter



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Offspring

'there's a fish where the male carries the little fish children in it's mouth'
Fish children? That would be 'fry' perhaps!

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Wired

We learnt a selection of new words from wired today, fuckpump being one, cockstump being another. Thank you, you wonderful child friendly magazine.


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