Faint

Commendable actions from JT.

Not wanting to panic people in store, asked EA to come upstairs as she was feeling queasy.

Promptly fainted and then when she came around started apologising!

So we told her to work the extra time she had used while lying on the floor/sofa...

JOKE!

(but we did say that for funzies!)


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It's not what you think...

What KB saw...

Moi caressing the breasts of a mannequin in a lingerie set while thinking that no one was in the store.

What I was actually doing...

Moi moving the fabric of the bra around seeing if it a: actually fitted and b: if I could stop it looking wrinkled.

Either way I have now discovered that in future I should either ask for someones opinion or actually just 'hoof' the cup around in a man handling kind of way and just stop being so delicate. (it give people the wrong impression, and that's just staff!)

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Disturbing

MO and MR discussing the finer points of a pierced penis


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Crate

Memo to JJ:
Always make sure the lid is on properly before sitting on the crate or you will end up in it.

As you found out earlier today, and MO ended up laughing quite a bit before helping you out.


End memo.


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DP

EA: can you pass my DP please?...

Which I pass her the bottle of dr pepper


...Not to be confused with double penetration.

Moi: (in silly voice) I love a bit of DP, me!


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Fail

VG: did you email Lindsay about this?
Moi: after you had a spaz at us for not doing it?
VG: yeah... (long pause) j don't think I did it either...(laughing)
Moi: massive fail!


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Where?

EA: I'm going to boomtown tonight!
JJ: is that in Essex?


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Lazy

I had all the intentions to walk, it would do me good, save me money... Just up the road I just thought, 'fuck it I can't be arsed!' now I'm sat on the bus looking at lazy emily who i used to work with and near someone who stinks of b.o.

Just great...

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Stop looking!

Lady came in today she obviously spent a lot of time and money on her face. Huge false eyelashes (that were coming away at both edges, may have been the rain) massive lips (think Leslie Ash in her 'trout pout' days) and potentially a face lift. Unfortunately she had skin that looked like she suffered from rather severe acne and she had delt with the troublesome spots my rubbing them with acid. Al la alive zombie... I tried not to stare... And failed


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Nightwear

A beautiful wall full of pyjama tops and bottoms, nightdresses and lounge wear all in two colours!

An aubergine nightmare!

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Leaving party

JT: she stripped off and was in her own underwear, which her bra was just hanging on, and I could see flaps! This woman gets her kit off at a drop of a hat!

JT: they said they have bras which went to a 'g' but they were more like an 'f' so I said 'i'm a gg, there not going to fit me!' (unless you had a doreen! Which would be quite funny!)
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Confused

Cust can't remember which bra she wanted to buy, so held up each one around her fully clad boobs and looked at KB as though she would know the answer?!


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Yeah!

Welcome JT back into the family!
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Delightful

We had a lovely lady come in. She shuffle over to the till and told JT that she had now infected the shop air.

She had a fungal infection apparently and waved her hands around in her crotch/leg area and then started to lift up her skirt.

She then told us that she just wanted to let everyone know (including the two customers at the till) that the air was now infected.

She shuffled back off to the front door then turned around and coughed into the store and wandered off.


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