I don't think so

JT: do you want the matching thong or brief?
Cust: don't be silly! I don't have sex anymore. Children are a good contraceptive.

This was on the shop floor with about six other people near by waiting to pay

Stupid idea

Cust: what have you done?
JT: me?
Cust: the SHOP. What's this? (points to clothing)
JT: were like monsoon and accessorise were dual brand now.
Cust: that's a stupid idea. Everyone is going to think your closed and your going to loose money. (cust leaves)

All this happened while the cust was surrounded by bras

Staring lady

Cust comes down the stairs and I ask if they are the right sizes. She walks past a bit and then stops and slowly turns round to me.

Cust: I don't know
Moi: What size do you usually take?
Cust: 32 or 34 g
Moi: did you need me to get either of those from the stockroom?
Cust: I'll need to try these on first

Drive home

MR: I can't plug it in! (seat belt)
(later)
MR: where am I supposed to stick it?

EA: do I turn left?
MR: (pointing) that way? I don't know what's left or right?

Snowball

He was feeling the love today as a woman had stopped her bike to talk to him like you would to a baby. A snippet I heard was 'your beautiful, yes you are!'

We might name them and feed them but we stop at talking to them like children!

Origin of the bumwolf

First created.

The bumwolf first came into existence after a human male was raised by wolves. After some time he fell in love with them and became their rent boy. Thus he was turned into a bumwolf.

What the bumwolf looks like.








There have been several ideas to what a bumwolf looks like. There are only two constants. The bum for a face and the face for a bum.

How you become a bumwolf.

If you get bummed by someone who says 'bumwolf' at the same time. You are then turned into one. Technically if you are female and bumwolfed you are a Peggy bumwolf, but in all cases this is shortened to bumwolf. There are preventive measures you can take (see below)

Stopping a bumwolf.

You can stop a bumwolf turning you into one by using bumwolf contraceptive. Otherwise known as Oust. You can kill a bumwolf in two ways. Either by hanging a magic tree off their tail or by force feeding them Imodiem.

Bumwolf feeding habits.

Bumwolves predominantly eat toilet paper. An easy way to see if a bumwolf has eaten recently is to see if there is only one sheet has been left on the toilet roll. If there is you can be sure a bumwolf has been feeding there.

Other meanings.

Bumwolf is also used as a slang term for something being 'shagged up the arse' or 'very very bad' an example of this is: "this is not working! It's totally bumwolfed!"

Bumwolves in main stream culture.

There have been many songs written that make references to the bumwolf. Some examples are:

Shakira- bum-wolf
Duran Duran- hungry like the bumwolf
Black Lace- bumwolf bam

There is currently a musical in production about bumwolves