(cust comes into store at 5:45, she's a bit of a beast)
Cust: can I have a fitting?
HW: the fitter is with her last customer of the day as we close in 15 minutes...
Cust: I don't believe it! We've been here since 10... We've only just found you!
Tuesday, 11 September 2012
Biology fail
HP: you know when you eat and drink?
KM: yeah
HP: do they go to the into the same place?
KM: oh god... Yes... They do
EM: basic biology there!
HP: but what about when you poo and wee? They come out of different places...?
(EM explains the digestive tract to HP. HS overhears this as she's walking past the staff room door)
HS: (points at HP) Moron
(HS walks off)
KM: yeah
HP: do they go to the into the same place?
KM: oh god... Yes... They do
EM: basic biology there!
HP: but what about when you poo and wee? They come out of different places...?
(EM explains the digestive tract to HP. HS overhears this as she's walking past the staff room door)
HS: (points at HP) Moron
(HS walks off)
Casual racism
EM: can you remember the name of the person at the bank
FH: no! I didn't know I had to!
HP: what did they look like?
FH: Asian
EM: they are all asian
FH: they were more 'badbading' than 'ahhhh'
HP: they were Indian?
FH: yeah! Not Chinese
FH: no! I didn't know I had to!
HP: what did they look like?
FH: Asian
EM: they are all asian
FH: they were more 'badbading' than 'ahhhh'
HP: they were Indian?
FH: yeah! Not Chinese
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