It's what really matters...

SG: Customers have not been happy that we went several weeks without a water machine although they love the new one... but there has been many requests for a tea/coffee one, especially off the men who wait there for a while...

Those bad bad men

Cust: men should not be allowed downstairs, its disgusting and inappropriate!!

(later on to another staff member)

SG: sooo... a few ladies have complained to us about having men in the waiting area. one was not happy that we had 7 men there when she came down the stairs. She said it should be a woman only waiting area...

I demand free stuff?

Written in a comments book...

"Please include sports bras in your loyalty scheme!! If you did then the exercise levels would go up and we would all need to buy even more new bras which will make your business more profitable!
Also it would show a commitment to the health and life styles of all us Booby Babes which would be great as it would show continuous commitment to your brand ideologies.
p.s - I spend a fortune here, throw me a break here!!!
Thanks and Regards"

Make it quick!

EM: I’ve made a boo – boo

JE: Oh my god what have you done?

EM: so I’ve booked you in for a fitting now and you have another one at quarter past…

JE: wait, what’s the time now?

EM: just gone ten past

JE: you nob! So I’ve got four minutes to do a fitting… uuuuurrrrgh ok…

EM: ooopsy

 

Do my eyes deceive me?

“The dress that was shown in the picture is well above the knee. When the parcel arrived I was very surprised to find that when I tried the dress on it was so short! I don’t want to see my knees!

Yes, a dress that is shown to sit above the knee, horror of horrors, does sit above the knee!
 

Soap Nuts

(Cust comes in for a fitting, has requested JJ)

JB: Oh hello Julie, I’ll just get JJ for you

(JJ comes out to take the cust through)

Cust: You’re not JJ?

JJ: I am?

Cust: You dont look like the lady I saw last time, she was called JJ

JJ: I am JJ

Cust: she had short blonde hair

(JJ stands there looking confused as she does have short blonde hair)

JB: Let me get JH to see if you recognise her…

Customer: Are you Judy?

JJ: No…

Cust: Does ‘soap nuts’ mean anything to you?

JJ: No…

(JH comes out)

Cust: ‘Soap nuts’?

JH: Oh yes!