Do my eyes deceive me?

“The dress that was shown in the picture is well above the knee. When the parcel arrived I was very surprised to find that when I tried the dress on it was so short! I don’t want to see my knees!

Yes, a dress that is shown to sit above the knee, horror of horrors, does sit above the knee!
 

Soap Nuts

(Cust comes in for a fitting, has requested JJ)

JB: Oh hello Julie, I’ll just get JJ for you

(JJ comes out to take the cust through)

Cust: You’re not JJ?

JJ: I am?

Cust: You dont look like the lady I saw last time, she was called JJ

JJ: I am JJ

Cust: she had short blonde hair

(JJ stands there looking confused as she does have short blonde hair)

JB: Let me get JH to see if you recognise her…

Customer: Are you Judy?

JJ: No…

Cust: Does ‘soap nuts’ mean anything to you?

JJ: No…

(JH comes out)

Cust: ‘Soap nuts’?

JH: Oh yes!