It's what really matters...

SG: Customers have not been happy that we went several weeks without a water machine although they love the new one... but there has been many requests for a tea/coffee one, especially off the men who wait there for a while...

Those bad bad men

Cust: men should not be allowed downstairs, its disgusting and inappropriate!!

(later on to another staff member)

SG: sooo... a few ladies have complained to us about having men in the waiting area. one was not happy that we had 7 men there when she came down the stairs. She said it should be a woman only waiting area...

I demand free stuff?

Written in a comments book...

"Please include sports bras in your loyalty scheme!! If you did then the exercise levels would go up and we would all need to buy even more new bras which will make your business more profitable!
Also it would show a commitment to the health and life styles of all us Booby Babes which would be great as it would show continuous commitment to your brand ideologies.
p.s - I spend a fortune here, throw me a break here!!!
Thanks and Regards"