Dear Lordy!

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Shop floor twat laps...

We all had pedometers today. Some of us could clip them on our waistbands, others had to clip them on their tights/leggins.

Everyone was very competitive, going to great lengths to see who could get the most steps...
KA prances around like a fairy
AS jumped up and down
EP walked around and around

There was some blatant cheating going on as well....
EA shook hers -50
EP and AS kept tapping theirs -100 each!
FC kept jiggiling her leg -100

When told off for their cheating there were various excuses...

'i can't help it'
'i'm keeping warm'
'it's a way of keeping moving without looking like a retard'

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Wednesday again

Cust: do you do measuring?
Moi: yes we do
Cust: I've had a gastric band and I need sorting out my boobs are shit (lifts boobs up and then drops them) I told my doctor I got measured at m&s and she said they were shit and she told me to go to the one in the grand arcade but la senza don't do nothin'
Moi: I think she might mean rigby and pellar?
Cust: what's that then?
Moi: they are expensive but they do do the same thing as us but they only specialise in their own brand where as we carry lots of different brands
Cust: where is it then
Moi: third floor, if you take the escalator near la senza, do you want me to check when the fitters are free?
Cust: do I need an appointment as we are only here for the day?
Moi: we take appointment but also have a first come first serve list as well, let me just check...

A moment later....

Moi: I have a fitter free in ten minutes and then the fitting in itself will take about fifteen to twenty minutes, is that going to be ok for you?
Cust: oh I don't know if I can wait that long, I want to go to mcdonalds....

Gastric band/mcdonalds.... What's the point!

MO: I don't know if I like this it's a bit yellow...
(looking at new cream chiffon dress, puts hand up the sleeve)
MO: I dunno it's ok once you've got your flesh up it....


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What else?

Fucking Monday! Train delayed by two hours! AS being told off for not being in on time. KB not having her correct hours.

Funny things...

EA declaring that myself and her have caught gay desease...
AS wedging herself and a box in the booth, with her arse round the door frame

Charly walking up to AS and saying 'hello tho'

EA and myself repeatedly ending everything with 'innit tho' and AS telling us that she's going to kill us

AS stating that it's been emotional


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Saturday service!

Moi: let me just get the strap on...
(the strap on the strapless bra!)

AS: can we please put the heating on people keep complaining about my hands!
Moi: have you not put them under the hot tap?
AS: I've done that there still cold! Feel them!
(grabs hold of my arm, hands are freezing!)
Moi: well feel mine!
(I grab her arms, my hands are toasty!)
AS: oh my god! What's wrong with you!
Later on...
AS: please can we put the heating on?
Moi: are you trying to kill us? It's because you have a cold heart.
AS: your wrong, cold hands warm heart, you however are heartless!

Moi: I'm going to put all my debts onto robs credit cards, and he's going to get a company car, we want a 4x4 crossover....
VG: oh my god!
AS: you are so un-enviromental!
Moi: cows are un-enviromental that's why we should eat them all...
(AS gives me her best *your not funny look*)
Moi: you should see our patio heater and our gas barbeque...
AS: i'm going to kill you in your sleep...

KA: Ive got itchy tits....
(everytime I look at her she's scratching)
Moi: STOP SCRATCHING!

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Good Friday

AS: do you watch monk?
Moi: I have done...
( I then start thinking about something else and AS asks another question which I don't really hear)
Moi: it's not really my cup of tea..
AS: Katie is an it! And she's not your cup of tea! That's so mean!
Moi: what!? Your not talking about monk anymore!?







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