Cust: do you do measuring?
Moi: yes we do
Cust: I've had a gastric band and I need sorting out my boobs are shit (lifts boobs up and then drops them) I told my doctor I got measured at m&s and she said they were shit and she told me to go to the one in the grand arcade but la senza don't do nothin'
Moi: I think she might mean rigby and pellar?
Cust: what's that then?
Moi: they are expensive but they do do the same thing as us but they only specialise in their own brand where as we carry lots of different brands
Cust: where is it then
Moi: third floor, if you take the escalator near la senza, do you want me to check when the fitters are free?
Cust: do I need an appointment as we are only here for the day?
Moi: we take appointment but also have a first come first serve list as well, let me just check...
A moment later....
Moi: I have a fitter free in ten minutes and then the fitting in itself will take about fifteen to twenty minutes, is that going to be ok for you?
Cust: oh I don't know if I can wait that long, I want to go to mcdonalds....
Gastric band/mcdonalds.... What's the point!
MO: I don't know if I like this it's a bit yellow...
(looking at new cream chiffon dress, puts hand up the sleeve)
MO: I dunno it's ok once you've got your flesh up it....
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