After a brief discussion we have decided on getting Disney aids for the day. You get this by watching either Same difference, the jhonas brothers and Hannah Montana for ten hours. You end up being really sugary sweet, over the top happy. Glitter flies from your fingers. Woodland creatures amble around you always wiling to help you. Everything is pastel coloured and lots of ribbons and flowers magically appear in your hair...
Wednesday, 23 February 2011
Monday, 14 February 2011
Another one for crimes against fashion
Imagine a jockeys hat
Then imagine it covered in shaggy really fake looking fur
Imagine that the fur is White with brown cow print.
Then imagine it covered in shaggy really fake looking fur
Imagine that the fur is White with brown cow print.
Dear lordy
Just seen a woman strutting around in these with jeans tucked into them
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Really!?! Is there any need?!? Ghetto they are not, ghastly they certainly are!
Really!?! Is there any need?!? Ghetto they are not, ghastly they certainly are!
Saturday, 12 February 2011
We told you what?
Cust: I've put it on the middle hook, like you always say to do
Moi: it's the loosest...
Moi: it's the loosest...
Left behind
Moi: can I help?
Cust: I'd like these please and I'm wearing one
Moi: ok let me just log in, two seconds and NM is all yours
(I leave the till and see JT at the bottom of the stairs holding an assortment of stock, a hat and someones bra.)
Moi: what is that?
JT: I know it was just left in a room and I don't know where they have gone
Moi: it might be the lady with the little boy? Go up and ask if any one has left their hat just don't mention the bra!
JT: excuse me! Have you left your bra!? And your hat...
Moi: did you see someone left their bra and hat in a room?
EA: yeah I was taking someone through to a room and I was like... Errr, not that one...
Cust: I'd like these please and I'm wearing one
Moi: ok let me just log in, two seconds and NM is all yours
(I leave the till and see JT at the bottom of the stairs holding an assortment of stock, a hat and someones bra.)
Moi: what is that?
JT: I know it was just left in a room and I don't know where they have gone
Moi: it might be the lady with the little boy? Go up and ask if any one has left their hat just don't mention the bra!
JT: excuse me! Have you left your bra!? And your hat...
Moi: did you see someone left their bra and hat in a room?
EA: yeah I was taking someone through to a room and I was like... Errr, not that one...
Friday, 11 February 2011
Minging!
Strawberry milk that was two weeks out of date. It was like strawberry cottage cheese. Blurgh.....
Saturday, 5 February 2011
Too many jennys
Moi: is this Jenny this Jenny?
NM: no, that Jenny was that Jenny
Moi: so who is this Jenny?
NM: I don't know
KB: that Jenny didn't show up
Moi: was that Jenny that Jenny?
KB: no because that jenny wanted sports bras
Moi: was that Jenny that Jenny and then was put as that Jenny on that sheet?
NM: no I just transferred that Jenny to that sheet
Moi: there are just too many jennys...
NM: no, that Jenny was that Jenny
Moi: so who is this Jenny?
NM: I don't know
KB: that Jenny didn't show up
Moi: was that Jenny that Jenny?
KB: no because that jenny wanted sports bras
Moi: was that Jenny that Jenny and then was put as that Jenny on that sheet?
NM: no I just transferred that Jenny to that sheet
Moi: there are just too many jennys...
National boob
This pic was in the daily mirror on the 4th of jan 2011 promoting M&S new 'nearly naked' bras which come in 4 skin tone options.
These ladies paraded their wears on the street. I wonder what the public thought about the overspill on the lady second from the right?
These ladies paraded their wears on the street. I wonder what the public thought about the overspill on the lady second from the right?
Friday, 4 February 2011
Thursday, 3 February 2011
CV woes
No actual address listed, just London and then a post code. Does this ladies house take up a whole street?
This ladies first paid employment was as a cleaner at a pub when she was 12 years old
Two days work experience at next during their sale. She was so good they offered her a permanent position.
Next+sale=take anything(all+hands+on+deck)
Free lance child minder
Free lance cleaner
Not freelance, free lance. Does she leave the horse tied up outside so she can go jousting later?
This lady also put that she always managed her own and other peoples affairs with great flair. = busy body. Also begs the question with good flair or bad flair?
Nuthin_in_my_noggin is not such a great e-mail address to give prospective employers. But is a great indication of your personality when you then fail to attend the interview you were given.
STYLE CONSULTANT as advertised in your window. Not in our window. So stop just sending a generic covering letter and actually put some effort into using cut and paste.
"I consistently try to follow the current trends"
There was a photo supplied and I did not realise that the 80's corporate look has been the trend for the last two decades.
Hobbies list included 'books' and 'reading'
Just not at the same time...
Cover letter clearly shows this ladies surname was Panti. Unfortunate lack off comma awareness makes her CV read as her first name is Panti.
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This ladies first paid employment was as a cleaner at a pub when she was 12 years old
Two days work experience at next during their sale. She was so good they offered her a permanent position.
Next+sale=take anything(all+hands+on+deck)
Free lance child minder
Free lance cleaner
Not freelance, free lance. Does she leave the horse tied up outside so she can go jousting later?
This lady also put that she always managed her own and other peoples affairs with great flair. = busy body. Also begs the question with good flair or bad flair?
Nuthin_in_my_noggin is not such a great e-mail address to give prospective employers. But is a great indication of your personality when you then fail to attend the interview you were given.
STYLE CONSULTANT as advertised in your window. Not in our window. So stop just sending a generic covering letter and actually put some effort into using cut and paste.
"I consistently try to follow the current trends"
There was a photo supplied and I did not realise that the 80's corporate look has been the trend for the last two decades.
Hobbies list included 'books' and 'reading'
Just not at the same time...
Cover letter clearly shows this ladies surname was Panti. Unfortunate lack off comma awareness makes her CV read as her first name is Panti.
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Interview highlights
"I work in chiropody but I hate touching old ladies feet"
"I hate buying bras"
This particular prospect was a treasure! A complete Emo, lots of baggy black clothing, face like a colander and a FML attitude. She also had all her mongy friends sat out side and you could hear them maturly shouting BOOBS. Needless to say she was a no.
"I've brought a glass butterfly, it's got lots of colours and it's pretty"
"I've brought a cushion because it's plump and you can change the covers"
"I've brought these gloves because they're lacy like bras"
In one group interview of nine people one prospect whispered to another one "this is my first interview, I'm really nervous!"
JT: they will be ready for you in a bit, why don't you have a look round 'cause they might ask you questions
Prospect: ok (procides to lump around the store in ridiculously high heeled knee high boots)
Prospect: (two minutes later) can I just go and sit down?
"I hate buying bras"
This particular prospect was a treasure! A complete Emo, lots of baggy black clothing, face like a colander and a FML attitude. She also had all her mongy friends sat out side and you could hear them maturly shouting BOOBS. Needless to say she was a no.
"I've brought a glass butterfly, it's got lots of colours and it's pretty"
"I've brought a cushion because it's plump and you can change the covers"
"I've brought these gloves because they're lacy like bras"
In one group interview of nine people one prospect whispered to another one "this is my first interview, I'm really nervous!"
JT: they will be ready for you in a bit, why don't you have a look round 'cause they might ask you questions
Prospect: ok (procides to lump around the store in ridiculously high heeled knee high boots)
Prospect: (two minutes later) can I just go and sit down?
Wednesday, 2 February 2011
Split personality
Moi: if you need anything just ask both of me or pop down stairs...
(and walk away...)
(and walk away...)
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