The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Thursday, 3 February 2011

CV woes

No actual address listed, just London and then a post code. Does this ladies house take up a whole street?

This ladies first paid employment was as a cleaner at a pub when she was 12 years old

Two days work experience at next during their sale. She was so good they offered her a permanent position.
Next+sale=take anything(all+hands+on+deck)

Free lance child minder
Free lance cleaner
Not freelance, free lance. Does she leave the horse tied up outside so she can go jousting later?
This lady also put that she always managed her own and other peoples affairs with great flair. = busy body. Also begs the question with good flair or bad flair?

Nuthin_in_my_noggin is not such a great e-mail address to give prospective employers. But is a great indication of your personality when you then fail to attend the interview you were given.

STYLE CONSULTANT as advertised in your window. Not in our window. So stop just sending a generic covering letter and actually put some effort into using cut and paste.

"I consistently try to follow the current trends"
There was a photo supplied and I did not realise that the 80's corporate look has been the trend for the last two decades.

Hobbies list included 'books' and 'reading'
Just not at the same time...

Cover letter clearly shows this ladies surname was Panti. Unfortunate lack off comma awareness makes her CV read as her first name is Panti.





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