(MR is talking about one of her ex husbands, who turned out to be gay)
MR: Matt broke my heart when he put his willy in that mans bottom...
Friday, 30 November 2012
Money money money
(JB is counting the banking, EM realises what she is doing and puts the money she was holding on the desk)
JB: What is this? This is the third pile of money I've picked up! Is it because you're a retard and can't count more than 100 at a time...
JB: What is this? This is the third pile of money I've picked up! Is it because you're a retard and can't count more than 100 at a time...
Give me a minute
(on radio)
JB: Can you bring me up a bra please?
EM: Errr... Youre going to have to give me a minute...
JB: Oh... Oh, I think I know why...
EM: Yep... What bras do you want?
JB: Tango in nude and white in a 34JJ and the Alana in nude in a 34KK
EM: Ok
(Few moments later EM brings up the bras and then goes back downstairs. Once the customer is gone JB rings on the radio)
JB: Is there any customers down there?
EM: Nope
JB: You're a dirty bitch
EM: Yep, I needed a poo
JB: You were having a poo!?!
EM: I needed to go, at least I took the phone with me!
JB: Can you bring me up a bra please?
EM: Errr... Youre going to have to give me a minute...
JB: Oh... Oh, I think I know why...
EM: Yep... What bras do you want?
JB: Tango in nude and white in a 34JJ and the Alana in nude in a 34KK
EM: Ok
(Few moments later EM brings up the bras and then goes back downstairs. Once the customer is gone JB rings on the radio)
JB: Is there any customers down there?
EM: Nope
JB: You're a dirty bitch
EM: Yep, I needed a poo
JB: You were having a poo!?!
EM: I needed to go, at least I took the phone with me!
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