The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Friday, 30 November 2012

Give me a minute

(on radio)
JB: Can you bring me up a bra please?
EM: Errr... Youre going to have to give me a minute...
JB: Oh... Oh, I think I know why...
EM: Yep... What bras do you want?
JB: Tango in nude and white in a 34JJ and the Alana in nude in a 34KK
EM: Ok

(Few moments later EM brings up the bras and then goes back downstairs. Once the customer is gone JB rings on the radio)

JB: Is there any customers down there?
EM: Nope
JB: You're a dirty bitch
EM: Yep, I needed a poo
JB: You were having a poo!?!
EM: I needed to go, at least I took the phone with me!

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