The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Thursday, 29 August 2013

I think you're mistaken

(VG is talking to another cust on the shop floor, this cust keeps trying to interrupt and gets huffy when the other cust keeps talking)

(VG's current customer steps back to look at something)
Cust: Right
(Current cust resumes talking)
Cust: huuufff
VG: if you want more sizes they can help you down stairs

(She goes down)

Cust: right, these are the right size (holds up the bikini bottoms) but I need the top
EM: ok, what size?
Cust: I'm a 38
EM: and cup size?
Cust: B
EM: ah, our styles start at a D cup
Cust: a D then
EM: have you been fitted by us before?
Cust: yes for bras
EM: ...ok. And were you looking for the tankini or the bikini or both?
Cust: the bikini, depends on how I look I might want the bikini
EM: ok, (shows cust to a room) I'll be back with the top

(EM goes to look in the stock room but can't find it, she's been gone a minute and MO comes in)

MO: there's a lady in number 6 yelling 'hello, hello? I don't want to be here all day!'
EM: oh bloody hell

(EM goes upstairs, smallest size she can find is a 38E)

EM: sorry, I had to go upstairs to have a look
Cust: I was told not to take anything from upstairs
EM: oh right... Unfortunately I don't have a D in stock at the moment but I have an E
Cust: that's huge, I won't fill that, look (holds it up to her boobs, that are in a spanx style camisole, so being squished down) its far too big, I shan't ask for these in a bigger size either, I'll leave it
EM: oh ok...




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