It's only Thursday...

JH: (from big stockroom) what you eating?
Moi: (from little stockroom) fish.
JH: don't come near me with that!
Moi: why?
JH: I don't like the smell
VG: (comes through to the little stockroom) what is it?
Moi: tuna...
VG: eeewwww why didn't you say tuna? Fish sounds so horrible!
JH: hey! What's that smell?!
(at this point I start wafting my hand in front of my crutch while JH wanders through doing exactly the same thing)
VG: you two are so minging!

VG: what is she doing?!
Moi: she's sniffing me...

EA: we've decided that you and AS's love child would be called alla...

KC: (on the radio) can you repeat the code please?
VG: it's pn74... (leans back on door which makes a wet fart sound... AS and I look at each other and start to laugh which sets VG off in hysterics) I can't! You tell her!

VG: your like the product queen! (quietly) just don't let you go near any boxes....


Moi: oh JH did you see that customer earlier?
JH: (laughing) the one stood by the desk?
Moi: yeah, you were dressed to match!
JH: ohhhhhhh! *flips the bird*
(they were both wearing orange and purple, in the same shades)




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