Pit stop

JJ: are you alright?
EA: yeah... I was just daydreaming about if a gunman came in and took everyone hostage, what would I do?
JJ: offer to suck his cock! Job done!
EA: wasn't thinking that extreme!

AS: I don't like this bench, it hurts my spine
Moi: really? There the same benches as last time!
AS: I know, lean back... Feel it?
Moi: no... But Ive got padding...
AS: no one has padding on their spine!
Moi: what about the fatties that come in?
AS: you can still see their spine
Moi: I suppose... Some of them have a back bum where it all goes in...
AS: exactly!
Moi: what about the really big ones, the space hoppers?
AS: when they lean over you can see it...
Moi: tell you what when your fitting them you see if you can feel it.
AS: ok (makes two fingers round the back band motion, followed by a finger stroke down an imaginary spine)
Moi: yes! Just like that! I'll shaddow you fitting and then you do that and you'll get bonus points.
AS: we will both do it.
Moi: you could just use the back of your hand when pulling the back! You big weirdo!


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