A little bit of boob bulge. It's the Joe 90 glasses that do it for me though...
Sweet Jesus! Why don't we have one of these!? A soft cup that's also a plunge (yes you read that correctly, a PLUNGE)
Answer: it's because it looks like you laid a doylie over your tits.
One word, udders.
Three more words: longest boobs ever.
Is this a bra? Or just two shoulder pads held together with some string that I saw pretending to be a bra on etsy?
Fuck me! You could give someone a tit wank without taking your bra off there's so much of a gap at the bottom. (on the plus side this would leave both hands free)
Dont get too close, these bad boys are ready to attack! Also don't bend down unless you want to be cramming yourself back into this like a schizophrenic groper.
Did I mention it's in the sale?
Gives a whole new meaning to hanging out. And is that her nipple?! This is just demonstrating what you can't do in this bra (get something from the top of the cupboard/sniff your own armpit/brush your hair...)
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