Cust trying on all the bikinis we had in a 38F. JH asked me if I knew she was there trying on.
Moi: what the bloater?
JH: yeah (grimaces)
Moi: that's not something you want to see flopping about on the beach
JH: no but it's the one you sit next to!
Moral of this story is always sit next to the fattest person you can find so that you look fricking amazing!
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