The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Not personal enough?

Cust: I need help with a swimsuit
VG: ok, I can see when the next fitting is?
Cust: no, I need personal help
VG: yes, a fitter will be able to help you individually
Cust: you're not listening to me
VG: here's MR, she will be able to help you
Cust: I want a swim suit which comes halfway down
MR: a plunge?
Cust: that's not what Rigby and Peller call them
MR: ok, was there one that you like?
Cust: (picks up a plunge bikini) I want this, in a tankini
MR: that one only comes in a bikini but if you would like to come into a room I can find your size and get a selection for you
Cust: I just want you to bring me some now
MR: but I don't know what to get you if I can't see what size you need
Cust: you're not listening to me, I just want you to bring some swimsuits
MR: ok then, what size are you?
Cust: why do you need to know my size!?
MR: so I can get them for you in your size
Cust: you're both being really unhelpful!
(Cust storms out)



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