EM: I have the lady for the fitting on her way down to you
CB: ok thanks
(Later)
CB: She had a beard...
EM: Yep, kinda reminded me of Craig Davids fish mouth thing
KG: I had to fit her! I've had hairy people, I've had fat people, I've had smelly people, I've never had all three in one go!
EM: She was smelly?
KG: yeah, she biked in for a bra fitting... She stank, her armpit hair was gross, I really didnt want to get her to lift up her arm so I could check the wire...
EM: She biked!?!
CB: The smell of B.O has only just gone...
KG: I deserve a medal for that. At least the smell distracted me from her beard. I didn't know where to look!
(later)
KG: Did you see that she left a comment in the book?
EM: No... What the actual fuck!
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