The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Saturday, 19 October 2013

You don't believe me do you?

EM: How can I help?
Cust: I want another one of the bras I had before
EM: Ok, is it the last one you bought and when you bought it did someone log your details?
Cust: Yes
EM: Ok, lets have a look

(EM has a look and finds the bra that the customer had before)

EM: You had that in white, do you want the exact same thing?
Cust: Yes
EM: Lovely, I'll go and get that for you

(EM goes and gets the bra in white, just as the customer asked for)

EM: Here you are!
Cust: Oh, I didn't want it in white I wanted black...
EM: Right... I'll go and get that for you

(EM runs off to get the black version)

EM: Sorry about that, here's the black one
Cust: Thank you

(Cust goes up the stairs, gets half way and comes back down)

Cust: I don't think this is the bra I had before, mine had three hooks on the back
EM: That would be the GG and above sizes that have three hooks
Cust: Ive just had to throw out all the ones I've been wearing as they are falling apart and they had three
EM: I can show you your records so you can see the last one you bought
Cust: Yes

(EM brings up the customers file)

EM: Here we are, around a year ago you bought this one in a 34G (shows cust the tag on the bra she has in her hand) which is the same code. Back in 2011 at around this time you had one in a 34GG and again same time but in 2010 you had a 32H. So this one is the most recent size you have had
Cust: I've had lots of different sizes, maybe I should just get fitted for one as I don't know what size I should get as the ones I have had three hooks and this only has two...
EM: Ok, let me see when they are free for you

(She ended up with the 34G...)

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