The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Tuesday, 28 June 2011

Actual complaint

I was kept waiting for ages

(5 minutes douche bag)

And eventually I was served at the till and the girl greeted me with "sorry about your wait" - I heard her saying this to most of the other customers she served. I found it quite offensive as all I heard was "sorry about your weight".

(yes, when people wait in queues we don't like to apologise to them for the length of time it took to serve them, we like to criticise their over eating problem)

One girl still went off for lunch at 1pm when the shop was packed with a massive queue at the till

(we need food, and it didn't stop you getting served did it, we only have two tills!)

She told me that the clothes looked great when they clearly did not fit well - my bra was hanging out of one of the dresses

(she told you that they fitted ok but you needed to try on a plunge bra as plunge neckline + balconette bra = bra hanging out)

I asked her opinion during a fitting. She told me to get a smaller bra that was clearly too tight and made me buldge in all the wrong places

(1- you don't spell bulge with a d in the middle of it
2- if you asked to try on and were not in a room that says 'fittings only in this room' you were not having a fitting
3- if you ask someone's opinion and they say the bra is too big and get you a smaller one to try, dont get all pissy, YOU asked for their opinion
4- is there a right place to bulge?)

I would welcome your comments

(we would love to discuss with you how much of a knoblette you really are)



(PS: did I mention that they wanted compensation for waiting five minutes in the queue, on a Saturday??? TWATS!!!)




No comments:

Post a Comment