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Cust: (holds out bra and looks at it) I'm usually a 34e (twiddles bra round in her hands and pauses) so I'd like this in that size...

JJ: Sharon for a fitting?
(rather large lady gets up)
JJ: (under her breath) oh shit...
-looking at the fitting sheet she wanted a bra for a dress and she ended up being a 44f-

Cust: can I order this?
KB: it's sold out I'm afraid
Cust: so I could order it from the website?
KB: I'm afraid not, it's sold out
Cust: what about through the catalogue?
KB: sorry, no. It's sold out from the company
Cust: could I try ordering upstairs?
KB: it's sold out completely from the company. (turns computer round to customer) there are none to order in that size. All the grey ones show the sizes that it's sold out in.
Cust: and that's for the website too?
KB: yes. It's gone...

Cust: can you tell me how much this is? (holds out supplier tag)
NM: (picking up our tag that's hanging next to it) yep, it's £46.
Cust: I see (walks upstairs with it

Cust: can I have another white one of these?
NM: I'll go and have a look but I think I've only got black
(bit later)
NM: all I have is black
Cust: I wanted white.
NM: (finding page in catalogue) I have this hot pink or this pale pink.
Cust: are they all next to each other upstairs?
NM: yes, these three styles (runs finger down the part of the page with the soft cups)
Cust: is this one yellow? (points at ro13)
NM: no, it's ivory but I only have the pink in the stockroom
Cust: (completely ignoring everything that's just been said) I'll have one of those
NM: I'll double check but as far as I could see I just had the two pink ones or the black (comes back with the hot pink and the pale pink) I did just have the pinks
Cust: I want a white
NM: we can mail order them
Cust: I need it for tomorrow


GP: (on radio) can you bring me a bra?
NM: (radio) sure what do you want?
GP: (radio) p n 8 4 b l 3 4 f f
HS: f f?
NM: (nodding at HS) (radio) good thing!
KB: Good thing!?
HS: what is that!
NM: it's a cross between good and sure thing alright! (copious amounts of laughing from all sides)