Lead pellets!

Cust: this isn't the same catalogue I have at home...
NM: that one is just the summer one, we haven't had the high summer laminated copy through yet
Cust: the one I have at home has lots of things that are not in this...
NM: do you have this one at home? (holds up HS mag)
Cust: yes
NM: this is the new one but that is the old one as we haven't had the new laminated copy through as we are waiting for it to be printed, laminated and sent to us
Cust: (looking at strapless bras) I want one that is without straps, but has them... (points at the fyu4 and the pnb9) what's the difference between these...
NM: (pointing at the differences) this is panache and lower but only goes up to a g, this one is Freya, it's higher in the middle and at the sides but goes up to a gg...
Cust: should they be tighter so they don't fall down?
NM: well if they fit right they shouldn't have to be really tight...
Cust: I bought one before and it kept falling down but I'll try both in a 32ff... I also want the strapless top... It's not in here...
NM: that will be in our pepperberry catalogue... (finds page) this one?
Cust: yes... What size are they?
NM: there done by bra size...
Cust: (alarmed look) then it's going to be really big, I want it tight around here (points at her gut)
NM: they are quite fitted but we can try a 30g to make it smaller...
Cust: no. What size is she wearing? (points to model in black one)
NM: I have no idea but I do know the one in blue takes a 30ff bra...
Cust: I'll try a 32f in black (holds up Hepburn dress) this is a 10 but what does cv mean...
NM: it's curvy, so the smaller of the three sizes. It's designed so that if your a 10 in jeans for arguments sake and a 10 in a shirt is ok but it pulls a bit then it's just got that extra bit of room.
Cust: ok I will try it...
NM: pop into any of the first six and I'll find you with the others...

(off she goes)

NM: (finds girl in a fitting room) here are the bras but I didn't have the size in black in the strappy top in the stock room but you can try the blue on to see if it's tight enough around the waist...
Cust: so you didn't have them in black...
NM: (confused) I can get someone to check upstairs for it...
Cust: but there not in the stockroom but these are the styles I can try on.
NM: yes but I can have a look for the black (realising she was going on about the strapless bras which I had brought her in nude)
Cust: ok

(NM goes off)

Cust: these are a double f and I asked for a single f and I want them in black (holds out pnb9) this comes up far too high, I want something that sits here (points to just above her nipples)
KB: ok I'll have a look for you...

(in stockroom)

KB: oh my god I hate her... She wants a Demi cup strapless. She said the b9 came up too high which probably meant it was fitting and she said she asked for an f not ff...
NM: no she fucking didn't. I wrote down ff which is what she asked for... I'll take her these...

(back to cust)

NM: here you are, and in black
Cust: thanks, I did ask for an f and these were a ff, just though you should know...
NM: oh sorry, I wrote down the size you told me when you were looking in the catalogue.
Cust: also this dress is big (pulls shoulders up) do you do an 8?
NM: yes we do
Cust: well I didn't see any upstairs (like NM just lied to her)
NM: we have more in the stockroom. Each dress size has 3 separate sizes so we just don't have room for them all up there...
Cust: can I have an 8 cv then please
NM: sure I'll check for one for you (finds one and drops it off, then see her in the waiting area telling her friend that the fit of the dress is ridiculous)

Cust: (yelling from the fitting room to HS at the desk) EXCUSE ME, CAN I HAVE SOME HELP
HS: sure...
Cust: is this size 8 like normal size 8's
HS: no, it's got more boob room depending on the volume of your bust...
(transpires that girl was oozing out the top of the dress and should have a sc not cv)
Cust: also the other girl gave me this blue top but I want the black strapless top to try in a 32e as she said there isnt a 32f not this blue one with the strap.
HS: there isn't another black strapless one in the catalogue...
Cust: (with a 'you fucktard face) I think you'll find there is...
HS: (about to punch her) I think you'll find there isn't but I'll go and get the catalogue so you can show me... (gets catalogue and finds page to show her)
Cust: that one...
HS: that is the blue top just with the neck tie taken off.
Cust: oh, I'll try it in a 32e... (hands back blue one)
And theres a mark on here...
HS: there is? Where?
Cust: oh no! That's just from me! (all her body glitter has rubbed of on the top and she paws at it, spreading it everywhere...)

Random quotes about her...

NM: I want a sawn off shot gun, I want to fill her with lead pellets, paint the walls with her blood and hang her entrails around the mirror...

HS: if she was a bit ditzy but nice it would be ok but she's not...
NM: she's a retard and a knob...
HS: it shouldn't be genetically possible...

KB: that girl! GRRRRRRR!