The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Are you calling me fat?

EM: have I got a bruise on my back?
EA: (not looking) is this a trick where I'm really going to look at your bum?
EM: no, really, do I have a bruise?
EA: you have a tattoo... And what looks like the start of a stretch mark...
EM: great, I have a... Fat back... (sung to Justin Timberlakes 'sexyback') I've got a fatty back...
EA: YEAH!



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