Be mean, get mean...

Cust: Can I have these in a 34F?
(Cust hands over a wired bra, a sports bra and a nursing bra and glares at EM)
EM: ok, sure

(In stockroom)

EM: Do I get her the nursing bra or the soft cup?
FH: Ooooh... Tough... I don't know
EM: She's a bit of a bitch... I'll give her the nursing one, thats what she picked up
FH: Mean!

(Later)

Cust: (has the nursing bra on) Do you think this will be supportive for sports?
EM: (pauses) No, not compared to sports bras
Cust: Oh, ok

(Later)

Cust: Can I ask you something?
EM: Yeah
Cust: (shows EM the nursing bra) What are these straps for? (straps that join the top of the cup to the underband)
EM: They are for when you unclip the cups, they keep the strap over your shoulder
Cust: Why?
EM: ...Because it's a nursing bra...
Cust: Is it!? So it's only for pregnant ladies?!
EM: Yeah...