The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Friday, 22 March 2013

Wrong number

(Cust phones up really angry about a late order)

Cust: I'm calling about an order that I placed with you and its been over a week and you still haven't phoned me to tell me its there!
JJ: Oh I'm sorry but we don't have anything delivered in to store I'm afraid...
Cust: Yes you do! I spoke to someone called Melissa and did it!
JJ: We don't have a Melissa working here? What bra was it?
Cust: It was your store!
JJ: What bra did you order?
Cust: I don't know, Name some names
JJ: Well we have Fantasie, Panache, Freya...
Cust: It was double barrelled...
JJ: We don't have any double barrelled names here... We had Pour Moi but that was a while ago now.. The only one I can think of is Prima-Donna and I think Rigby and Peller stock that...
Cust: Hang on Ive got the paperwork here...
JJ: Was it Rigby and Peller?
Cust: Oh, Goodbye... (hangs up)

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