Grope

(EA comes into the office)
EA: you're going to have to coordinate, I need to take a fitting through and I've got a chinese girl who doesn't speak any English feeling me up
(EA drops the radio on the desk and goes into the stock room. EM follows her)
EM: what?!
EA: she said she wants this (strokes EMs boobs) but don't want this (strokes EMs back) she wants a fucking backless bra!

(EM later tells KM. they are both laughing about it when EA comes over)
EA: whatcha giggling about?
EM: you
EA: (holds her boobs) I've been violated!


(later)


EA: I'm going home so you need to coordinate
KM: ok... Good
EA: you do have somebody trying on
EM: she's Chinese and gropes your boobs
KM: WHAT...WHAT...WHAT...WHAT!
(EA and EM are laughing their arses off)
KM: IS IT HER?!
EA: no... She's gone...
KM: good
EM: WHAT!
EA: BACK UP! BACK UP!