The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Saturday, 21 January 2012

Insects

KM: do you feel ok?
RG: yeah, but you know when you fit someone and you just feel dirty? And she was huge... It was like fitting a bumblebee...
EM: ooooh... Was she hairy too...
KM: did you hear what Sara Cox said about this new bumblebee that doesn't have a sting? She said it was just a fly in a stripy jumper!
RG: that's like what they say about squirrels... They are just rats in better clothes...
EM: velvet jackets....



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