Tape measure fail

HS introduced EM to the Gossard website which showed off particular bra horrors they thought would entice you to buy their bras...
Such as these gems:





They have a bra size calculator... Needless to say, HS and EM got the old tape measure out and put them to the test. HS:


The pants are right... Bra, not so good. Two back sizes too big and four cup sizes too small...

EM:


Too big for pants?! EM takes a 12-14! Bra size, well, shocking! Four back sizes too big and a cup size too small. They had a go on Triumph too...

HS:


Same bra size but HS is too big for their pants (shes a 10)

EM:


Again same bra size but too big for their pants. LaSenza came up with the same bra size, as did Ann Summers. Evans was the only difference. HS was too small for them and EM was classed as a 40dd.

So, with this new bra size information in mind, it's time to try on those sizes!
HS:


EM:


HOLY SHIT! I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH BULGING! And people think this is fine? Between them they had 10 boobs!