The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Thursday, 14 June 2012

How could you not know

BT: (comes into the stockroom) I've completely forgotten what I came in here for...
EM: bras, swimwear, nightwear, sports bras, nursing bras, clothing...
KM: zyklon b?
EM: what?
KM: the gas
EM: what?
KM: you know, the gas
EM: but what?
KM: the nazis...
EM: yeah, but what gas?
KM: (confused about EM apparently not knowing about the holocaust) the nazis gassed people...
EM: what gas...
KM: in aushwitgz!
EM: I know that! What has did you say! I didn't hear you!
KM: oh! zyklon b!
EM: that's what I was getting at! I wasn't saying 'what!?' like I didn't know it never happened!
KM: oh dear... I was getting worried!
EM: if anyone heard that I would have sounded like a right twat!



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