The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Wednesday, 20 June 2012

Her face!

EM: I've got a fitting for you
MO: ok
(EM then tells her the custs name etc)
MO: alright
EM: but...
JJ: I knew there was something!
MO: what is it?!
EM: she's got a cough, when she said her name she made this cough noise after
MO: right...
EM: and her skin...
MO: she doesn't have a neck?
EM: no... You can see the outline of a chin...
MO: she has a line where it's supposed to be?
EM: yeah, it looks like blamange...

(MO goes to take her through, when she calls the custs name, MO coughs, because EM said the cust did it. JJ also comes to have a look at her. Then, later in the stockroom)

MO: her boob tissue is like her face tissue!
EM: ewwww...
FH: what?
EM: she's got a blamange neck, it just hangs off her face...
FH: oh like 'gobble gobble'?
EM: (laughing) yeah!



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