The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Saturday, 30 June 2012

Overheard

Not strictly work related but LITBD couldn't help herself

"did your dad slap your willy?"

"he would break your clitoris"

"what's the longest you have had a wank for? Six hours? All your veins are popping out..."

"I haven't had sex in six weeks..."
"what have you been being doing? Wanking?"
"all day"

"so when your in Zante you have to shag loads, with each other"

"YES! Bring on the family love!"





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