Wasting my time

Cust: I have an appointment at 10:20...
VG: ok, if you want to go downstairs there is a fitter waiting for you
Cust: I'm just going to have a quick look
VG: ok
(five minutes later)
VG: there is someone booked in straight after you so if you go downstairs your fitter is waiting...

(later, at the till)

EM: hi, are you ready?
Cust: yes. Now (holds up the Alana) you didn't have this in black so I would like to order it
EM: ok... (takes custs postcode and puts the order through, in the meantime the cust has wandered off looking at another bikini)
Cust: you don't have this in my size? (comes back to the till) what size did I have in this one?
EM: a 30HH... (EM looks up the code of the bikini she's already buying)
Cust: no I don't think you do... (puts other bikini back)
(EM finishes putting the code of the custs bikini in and reaches over to get the code of the bikini the cust is looking at now)
EM: we should do
Cust: do you? You could wear plain black bigger bottoms with this couldn't you? It's a shame they don't do bigger bottoms (stood right next to bikini) how much is it?
EM: (struggles to reach over the till to check the price) £36
Cust: no, I'll leave it. I thought it was going to be more expensive than that. I've got some black bottoms at home but I need to check the condition of them.
(EM finishes the sale)
EM: that's £88 for those (wraps up the bikini)
Cust: is the bra in there?
EM: the one we have ordered?
Cust: no
EM: you want the nude one? (the one she showed EM)
Cust: yes
EM: ok, that brings it to £111
(cust pays and EM picks up some other bikini bottoms in a 8 to put back out)
Cust: oh! Those are small bottoms! Oh my!