The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Saturday, 28 September 2013

I think you're confused

Cust: I want a black bikini in a 28JJ
EM: sure (writes down 28JJ on a notepad in front of cust) is it just the bikini you want in the double J?
Cust: yes
EM: I'll have a look for you

(Goes into stockroom, there is only a K or a HH)

EM: the closest I've got is a K
Cust: thats going to be far too big
EM: it's one cup size bigger than this (holds up paper so cust can see) or its a HH which is going to be two cup sizes smaller
Cust: have you got an F?
EM: an F? Thats seven cup sizes smaller than the double J you wanted...
Cust: I'll try it

(EM goes into the stockroom, theres a double F)

EM: try this one...

(Later)

EM: how did you get on?
Cust: it's a bit small but I'll take it
EM: ok...

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