Size denial

Cust: I'm looking for some bras in a 32DD
EM: Ok, were there any in particular?
Cust: Well, I was actually looking for the underwired Shock Absorber sports bra...
EM: We dont do that I'm afraid, we do have this Panache one and our own brand one
Cust: This one here? (points at the Panache)
EM: yes, thats the Panache and then the one below is our own brand
Cust: Why would anyone want padding in a sports bra!?! I've had your own brand and I hate it. It makes your boobs look really big and puts them under my chin, I dont know why anyone who is a 32DD would want their boobs to look any bigger...
EM: Oh
Cust: I've been a fitness instructor for years and I kept writing to Shock Absorber to get them to bring out a wired sports bra, "NO WIRES FOR SPORTS!" they said! And then they bring one out! They must have listened to me...
EM: Yes...
Cust: I think a 32DD is fine, I've put on seven or eight punds so I'm coming over a little bit but I know when I shit it they will be fine. (cust picks up three bras) So if I can try these in that size please
EM: Sure (checks, we have them, writes them down) Pop down with this and they can get them for you

(Later)

MO: That woman you sent down is mental. I took out all the 32DD's she asked for and none of them fit, shes more like a FF. She took one look at them and said that they all must be labled wrong as they looked far too small!
EM: What size are you putting her into?
MO: About 30G
EM: Jesus, she had a right episode about looking big for a 32DD in sports bras...


(Later)

Cust: I'll just take this, its a completely different size to what I have now.
EM: Brands do vary in size which sometimes isn't helpful
Cust: Why cant people just have a standard size? It's ok for men, if you are a 36 inch waist you can go in any shop and it fits! Bras must have been designed by men because they know women will put up with it
EM: Yes...
Cust: This is a 30FF (actually 32FF) and my bra is a 32DD and fits perfectly still...

(Checked history, 'perfectly fitting bra' which she admitted to falling out of is three years old...)