The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

No boobs

Cust: my boobs are huge. I need a reduction...
FH: well actually, your boobs are the same size as mine
Cust: what! You don't look like you have boobs

(In the stockroom)

FH: my fitting just told me that she doesn't think I have any boobs! I might strip off and shake em at her... or put on a Deco and shimmy at her...

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