Not the first time this man came in...
(Man comes into the store, before being able to stop her, FH greets him)
FH: Hi there, can I help?
Man: Yes, I'm just thinking that I need to put a hareem together and buy all your bras...
FH: Ahh... (awkward silence)
Man: I see your window display has changed
FH: Yes we have new stock
Man: Yes we have window displays in Heffers that are in the back of the stockroom that we have to bring out...
FH: I see
Man: Do you know who this is singing?
FH: I don't, it's on a playlist
Man: You have a playlist?
FH: One that gets streamed through...
(Awkward silence again, Man is next to FH right in front of the till)
FH: So, is there anything I can help you with?
Man: No, I'm just working out what the song is...
FH: Ok then...
Man: Ah, 'Cheek to Cheek'
(Fiona goes off so she wont laugh, the man leaves)
FH: What did he just ask me?
EM: He wants a group of women so that he can put them in bras, thats HP's stalker. He's the one who said the exact same thing to AH the other day...
FH: Did he?!? I thought he was going on about those Aladdin trousers.... Why didnt you stop me from talking to him!?
EM: You were so eager to do work, you said hello before I could stop you!
FH: From now on, cough if I shouldnt be talking to someone...
EM: *cough*perv*cough*
FH: maybe a bit more like an actual cough
EM: *cough*
FH: Better
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