The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Tuesday, 10 September 2013

Need women

Not the first time this man came in...

(Man comes into the store, before being able to stop her, FH greets him)

FH: Hi there, can I help?
Man: Yes, I'm just thinking that I need to put a hareem together and buy all your bras...
FH: Ahh... (awkward silence)
Man: I see your window display has changed
FH: Yes we have new stock
Man: Yes we have window displays in Heffers that are in the back of the stockroom that we have to bring out...
FH: I see
Man: Do you know who this is singing?
FH: I don't, it's on a playlist
Man: You have a playlist?
FH: One that gets streamed through...

(Awkward silence again, Man is next to FH right in front of the till)

FH: So, is there anything I can help you with?
Man: No, I'm just working out what the song is...
FH: Ok then...
Man: Ah, 'Cheek to Cheek'

(Fiona goes off so she wont laugh, the man leaves)

FH: What did he just ask me?
EM: He wants a group of women so that he can put them in bras, thats HP's stalker. He's the one who said the exact same thing to AH the other day...
FH: Did he?!? I thought he was going on about those Aladdin trousers.... Why didnt you stop me from talking to him!?
EM: You were so eager to do work, you said hello before I could stop you!
FH: From now on, cough if I shouldnt be talking to someone...
EM: *cough*perv*cough*
FH: maybe a bit more like an actual cough
EM: *cough*
FH: Better

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