Easy like Sunday morning...

KB: hello!
Cust: hi!

Later a man walks in KB goes to greet him

Cust: it's ok that's my husband, he's not a pervert...
KB: ok!

Moi: good morning!
Cust completely ignores me and walks near us with her son
KB: hello
Cust grunts and then says to her son 'come on let's go'

KB: hello
Cust: what's your smallest size, do you do a dd?
KB: yes we do that size
Cust: what's your cheapest size
KB: errr it's (looks at moi)
Moi: twenty pounds
Cust: oh so your a high range place
KB: not really, our average is about 25-30 and that includes the pretty sets
Cust: do you do sports bras?
KB: yes we do there just over here and there's a promotion on them (walks cust over to them)

Cust looks and then starts talking to her partner as they leave, saying that it's not too bad and that she thought we were more expensive because we were opposite an expensive shop.

KB: (walking back over) I think there was something wrong with her...