Cust: I want a push up bra
(give her the curvy Kate)
Cust: I like it, but I couldn't wear it under white, prostitute!
Cust comes down the stairs
JT: are you here for a fitting
Cust: .... WHAT? Yes here for a fitting...
JT: your fitter will be here in a second...
Cust: (steps close to JT) yes a fitting... WHAT?
cust is now renamed 'boom boom WHAT'
Cust: I want a sports bra in a 34ff , I can't see any upstairs
Moi: what one did you want as we have five...
Cust: preferably one that's £5 off
Moi: they all have £5 off, so was there a style that you liked the look of?
Cust: I don't want the one with Velcro...
Moi: ok, we do have an underwired one as well, would you want to try that?
Cust: oh no, I've had one before and it hurt.
Moi: sure, so there will be three that I can get for you, was there any colours that you did or didn't want?
Cust: I want black.
(after five minutes of talking and after she had already seen the styles upstairs we managed to work out she wanted a black sports bra that wasn't the one with Velcro or wired. HARD WORK!)
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