The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Tuesday, 18 January 2011

Sexy

While watching absolutely nothing on tv I came across this beautiful range that was being promoted...




This gorgeous piece of kit was described as perfect wedding underwear, a great introduction to control bodies, and had the benefit of hook and eye fastenings in the gusset. Yes that's right hooks down where you really don't want to be hooked...



This beast controls your under bra bulge and has a 3 piece support cup and also has bizarre cashews to lift up your bust (as clearly the bottom 'support' panels fail miserably)



Just fail... And on the tightest hook...



The presenter told us that 'to be honest' it was too small in the cup for the model. "this is a b and I'm a c" she piped up. Strange then that another bra that was apparently a b as well but a smaller back size still oozed her out of the top.

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