The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Friday, 14 January 2011

Fucktard Friday

Cust: I've come all the way from Manchester and I've found myself in your store! I want to get measured
Moi: have you been here before?
Cust: there are shops in manchester I've been to...
Moi: ok, Can I take your first name?
(cust wanders off)
Moi: CAN I TAKE YOUR FIRST NAME?
cust: (pause) Jackson
Moi: is that mrs, miss?
Cust: M. Jackson
Moi: ok, someone will be with you soon.


Cust: how longs the wait?
Moi: well they have just taken someone through, so about 20 minutes.
Cust: and how long does it take?
Moi: about twenty minutes
Cust: so that makes the wait?
Moi: about fifteen to twenty minutes...
Cust: oh I see, so do you want me to put my name down then?
JT: well that's up to you if you want to...
Cust: well yes I do...







No comments:

Post a Comment