Waiter: do you want any other sauces (for the chips)
JT: no, this will be fine for the vultures thanks!
JJ: is this perfume? (looking at the dual salt shaker and pepper grinder)
Waiter: err... No...
Moi: it's salt and pepper!
JJ: it looks like perfume
JJ: la la la la! I don't want to hear any negative thoughts!
JJ: guess what size I am in the arabell-arr!?
JH: what size are you in the arabell-arr?
JJ: I'm a 28j
JH: what size are you in the pollyann-arr?
Moi: your a h!
JJ: no I'm not fuck off!
Moi: that's not what rigby and peller told you
JJ: I was so cross! She was such a bitch! I told her to fuck off putting me in something like that!
JH: did you really? Did you knock her out?
JJ: no... But I wanted to!
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