If you had the neck of a giraffe with your head on top you wouldn't be able to brush your teeth. You could get round this by throwing toothpaste up into a tree and rubbing your face around or by standing four feet away and face planting on a car wash roller.
If you had four giraffe legs where your own two legs go you would be some sort of giraffe/human Eiffel tower.
If your posh you drink 'ween' not wine. Or have a shot of pimms...
JT makes the noise of a guinea pig when trying not to laugh out loud.
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