Cust: I'm between a 34f and g
(so a 34 ff perhaps?)
Cust feels up HS's boobs and waist.
Sending GB out to 'crowd control' while I was looking for stuff
Cust: I don't think balconies suit me I need something higher up, I'd like to try this... (points at fyu4)
Cust: can I try on these? (hands in a piece of paper, holds on to four pants and a bra)
Moi: is that one in the right size (pointing to bra)
Cust: I don't know if I need a medium or large in that..?
Moi: do you want to try it on in this size? (show her the piece of paper)
Cust: this is a balcony and I need it in a bigger cup size.
Moi: ok, let me find them (then in stock room to KB) did you tell your lady that was a 30ff that she would need a cup size smaller in these?
KB: noooo... I told her she might in freya, not panache.
Moi: was she a little bit strange cos she asked for this bra in a medium or large.
KB: I didn't realise she was a retard, no!
Moi: what size do you need?
Cust: I'm not sure
Moi: we have a fitting in ten minutes, you can put your name down but try on while you wait
Cust: ok
Moi: (puts her name down) what size do you want to try?
Cust: as far as I remember I'm a 36
Moi: ok
Cust: ff
Moi: ok, let me get those (in stockroom) JT can you give these to the lady outside
JT: ok
(five minutes later KB arrives to fit her just as she wanders through to try them on)
KB: (to the waiting area) Diane?
Moi: it's the lady in the pink top who just went through
KB: (knocking on all the doors while asking people if they are called Diane. I'm guessing she found her....)
Cust: (in hallway through fitting rooms, she looks at the door saying staff only) how do I get out?
MR: the Germans have left, it's all quiet on the western front
KB's fitting pulling down a swimsuit she was trying on and pulling down her pants as well. Vag-out-Vanessa
JT having a bit of an issue with period pain and declaring the titans are coming
JT: this ladies body feels like blamange
GB: this lady came in for a bra as she 'forgot' hers... How do you do that!?
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