Would you rather..?

Have the shits or constipation?

Have huge features that covered your entire face or tiny features in the middle of your face?

A pea head or a huge head?

Legs covered in wool with hooves or bat wings for arms complete with claws for hands?

Would you rather have a giraffes neck with your head on top or four giraffes legs in replacement for your legs?

Would you rather be a dwarf or a midget?